Laser Light Show: Anyone See It?
Anyone know what show was playing in the city last night? The light show was short, like 15 minutes, but was pretty cool looking.
Category: Stories
Though some of these were fun, most are from prior to 2014 and are being archived.
Save the Tofurigans!
This report is a follow-up on the plight of the tofurigans; their origins, capture, treatment in captivity, and means of saving them. Help save the Tofurigans!
Something in the pond: What was it?
I was walking in Central Park on Saturday. As I passed by two grounds keepers I overheard one telling the other about something weird he had seen last week. Apparently, last Thursday the Bethesda Terrace was blocked off early in the morning and guarded by guys in dark military gear. This park worker hadn’t seen […]
Something in the sky: What was it?
I saw something odd falling or flying through the sky in the rain today. I’m not certain what it was; maybe part of a satellite
PETA fights to save Tofurigans
Tofu is a much better and much more tasty meat than you realize…
Chicken to the Very End
Colonel Sanders, as he was known, was born in Indiana on September 9, 1890 to relative anonymity, but after wringing his father’s neck with his bare hands at the age of 5 his name was to be forever bound to the slaughter of the helpless.
Popcorn, the Bane of Humanity
On July 16, 1907 the world was forever changed. In a small town in Indiana, USA the future suppressor of the minds of mankind was born: Orville Clarence Redenbacher.
The Mole People’s Invasion!!!
Mole People now rule the earth…